Murphy's Laws V

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Vail's Axiom
In any human enterprise, work seeks the lowest hierarchical level.

Van Roy's Law
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

Vance's Rule of 2 1/2
Any military project will take twice as long as planned, cost twice as much, and produce only half of
what is wanted.

Law of Vertical Transportation
In a three story building served by one elevator, the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.

Vique's Law
A man without religion is like a fish without a bicycle.

Von Braun's Law of Gravity
We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Von Helsing's Theorem
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Vonnegut's Corollary
Beauty may be only skin deep, but ugliness goes right to the core.