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Ubell's Law of Press Luncheons
At any public relations luncheon, the quality of the food is inversely related to the quality of the
information.

Uhlmann's Razor
When stupidity is a sufficient explanation, there is no need to have recourse to any other.
Corollary (Law of Historical Causation) - It seemed like the thing to do at the time."

The Ultimate Law
All general statements are false.

The Ultimate Principle
By definition, when you are investigating the unknown, you do not know what you will find.

The Ultimate Wisdom
Philosophers must ultimately find their true perfection in knowing all the follies of mankind by
introspection.

Umbrella Law
You will need three umbrellas: one to leave at the office, one to leave at home, and one to leave on
the train.

The Unapplicable Law
Washing your car to make it rain doesn't work.

Universal Field Theory of Perversity (Mule's Law)
The probability of an event's occurring varies directly with the perversity of the inanimate object
involved and inversely with the product of its desirability and the effort expended to produce it.

Universal Law
Anything that begins well ends badly. Anything that begins badly ends worse.

Unnamed Law
If it happens, it must be possible.

The Unspeakable Law
As soon as you mention something, if it's good, it goes away; if it's bad, it happens.