Murphy's Laws Y


Yapp's Basic Fact
If a thing cannot be fitted into something smaller than itself, some dope will do it.

Yolen's Guide for Self-Praise
Proclaim yourself "World Champ" of something -- tiddly-winks, rope- jumping, whatever -- send this
notice to newspapers, radio, TV, and wait for challengers to confront you. Avoid challenges as long
as possible, but continue to send news of your achievements to all media. Also, develop a
newsletter and letterhead for communications.

Young's Handy Guide to the Modern Sciences
If it is green or it wiggles -- it is Biology.
If it stinks -- it is Chemistry.
If it doesn't work -- it is Physics.

Young's Law
All great discoveries are made by mistake.
Corollary - The greater the funding, the longer it takes to make the mistake.

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